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Havin' A Little Fun With Our Band - 'All We Can Do Is Grin' |
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Body Auction and the Principles of Sharing
JDWaveRider - Pinocchio has been divided so many times that he is starting to look like islands in micronesia. fortune4me - JDWR, I thought we decided to share Pinocchio. eejay - JDWR -- Are we going to have another raffle? Poor Claired --- every time she comes to visit, she finds out she's lost any JD body parts she had put a claim on. JDWaveRider - no more raffles of my parts - You all can raffle yours again and again - (Do I get a senior discount?) eejay - Hey, JDWR --- I had one of the feet when this raffle started --- how did you end up with both of them? JDWaveRider - hmmmmmm eejay, I think you must be mistaken. Are you sure it wasn't one small ear? eejay - (Have to straighten out JDWR first --- about those feet) One of his feet BELONGS TO ME! There. I said it and I'm glad. --- (I might trade up, though) JDWaveRider - Oh no, eejay, Canada and the US at war! fortune4me - I think I had the ears, JDWR. I could whisper in them to send you people packing. JDWaveRider - Nobody wanted the feet until I was so vocal about them and NOW EVERYONE has an interest and is trying to hone in on MY FEET!!! Find your own obsession! Eejay is having a bad memory lapse. Ask kira, she can vouch that the feet were mine...all mine Wildflower - Those feet are big enough to share! JDWaveRider - No more little elvis, he is now Pinocchio. (Lie, JD, Lie!) eejay - I just want to remind everyone, that dcg, my daughter, had the entire third leg, Pinocchio. (Which she still says she won't share). Canny girl that she is, she also got the eyelashes, and she has glued them shut. HE CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOU!!!! AHA! SleepinIn - It's best really if JD stays in one piece. Once you chop him all up you only get a tiny part of him! He needs to stay together for the good of us all! For the greater good. eejay - Just ask (xxx)--- she knows ALL ABOUT PINOCCHIO and how DCG claimed him last New Year's Eve -- long before the raffle. There is a story behind it -- connected to a certain picture...... she tried to bribe dcg with a million dollars -- and dcg was tempted -- until we found out the money was counterfeit. The deal fell through, and dcg's claim still holds. (That girl has a tight grip, and she's not letting go!) Wildflower - I remember that eejay. Anyone claimed the tongue? JDWaveRider - I have some other parts too, but can't remember -- wait a minute I think I have his butt cheeks too! eejay - But what if I want two nipples and one finger! JDWaveRider - Well, throw in that foot and it's a done deal! Wildflower - Who needs fingers when you've got the tongue? eejay - Okay - you see the proof everyone --- JDWR just ADMITTED the foot is mine!! JDWaveRider - I had so many parts that i can't remember! eejay - JDLK --- okay it's a deal! SleepinIn - Blackmarket BINXS chop shop! JDWaveRider - No i didn't eejay, was just trying to see if you would back down! eejay - Hey, wait a minute --- didn't we clone JD from the DNA we got from his water bottle we got in Toronto? fortune4me - You all forgot I claimed the ears! JDWaveRider - When I'm not so tired I will TELL YOU ALL which parts i do have... they are all so nice now that i really think most of them are mine. SleepinIn - JDLK - I think I will ogle the whole thing before you guys rip him to shreds .. so give me some warning before you divvy him up so I can get one last look. eejay - SleepinIn is right --- let's leave him in one piece --- and just LOVE HIM TO BITS! JDWaveRider - nooooooooooo! There is some seniority here! SleepinIn - Love those bits right off of him! LOL! fortune4me - BWAH! Wildflower - For sure, eejay...everything fits together sooo nicely JDWaveRider - OMG! I have one fortune cookie too, see how honest I am, I could have taken them both! It'll cost you big time eejay! eejay - okay I give in. You get both feet. JDWaveRider - da dah Victory! I have his hiney, all white and shiney, nanny nanny boo boo! SleepinIn - She's going after the whole thing... eejay - Can't anyone stop her mad rush for power? fortune4me - She's putting Humpty Dumpty back together again. JDWaveRider - A girl has to do what a girl has to do, back off bitches rofl SleepinIn - She has the upper hand there is no way to stop her now! eejay - I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't even see the board, I'm laughing so hard! (Or am I crying?) JDWaveRider - Delusional again eejay! I thought Canada had a day that they could be delusional lol How do you look in tight white jackets eejay? Eejay - Okay, then! I claim all body parts. I have the pictures to prove they gave them to me. FrankenAdan - Eejay! That's just rude. Besides, I already claimed them. JDWaveRider - We think alike eejay, no wonder we are feuding lol eejay - Love you too, JDWR --- and you know it! SleepinIn - Scary kumbaya moment |
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Adding Elegantly Wasted
FrankenAdan - I offered Tod $50 to sharpie it onto the setlists. I may have to up the offer. SleepinIn - Maybe we should take up a collection. The EW fund Wildflower - You'll sneak RockPhoto into your hotel room and leave for a couple of hours? (Anonymous) - Frankie, yes I think you may have to up the offer. Try having Tod add your nude body to the Binxs dinner tray. FrankenAdan - Trying to kill them? JDWaveRider - Offering human sacrifices for EW to go back on set list? HollyAnn - Keep in mind that we who live in the States can't send calendars of scantily clad folks in certain states. Garrys Corner HollyAnn - Garry has a great butt, just baggy jeans...lol. FrankenAdan - So what else is happening? Did I miss anything good today? Garry decided to play a show naked HollyAnn - I can't believe how much that man can give me the vapors and I haven't lived in the south for ages. JDs Corner fortune4me - I love the little ditty he came up with to intro the band. See I didn't just watch the mic stand get her love. cancon - Gee! I didn't notice that we are all going around saying JD is an angel, - far from it. Angelic would be boring SleepinIn - The megaphone won't last long.. I wonder how many they have for leg 2? Packages cancon - ooh Gaz in the leather, I see VPL, visible package lines This Is The Show - Save yourselves...don't look at the Jon picture! Timmys Corner cancon - I don't know if I am prepared for first row, I am going to hide behind Radio but since she is 5 foot nothing and I'm a big Dutch farm girl will have to offer to hold her signs,and hide. (Is it possible to lose 50 lbs in one week?) tona155 - cancon, how will Tim cope with both you and RS front row right in front of him??? cancon - How is this for originality..............Radio is going to have a sign that says "I heart the Marlin" and I'll just get a sign that says "Me Too!" fortune4me - cancon, How about "I heart the guy with the Marlin" cancon - You know what will happen - I will just be standing there gobsmacked with my mouth open all night! Tony Needs Love Too Castle Dweller - They may have needed a new bodyguard if I was there cause I love Tony eejay - hahahah! That's funny, the Binxes protecting him from you!!! Castle Dweller - Oh yeah! I love Garry but we were right beside Tony all night in Atlanta and he was very nice, and soo hot! eejay - He gets it from being around Garry ! lol Castle Dweller - Can you imagine Garry's face when I go up and say "Excuse me, but could you fix me up with your bodyguard? |
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Binxes Sleeping Arrangements
Cancon - Here is a question: Do all the guys get their own room or do they pair up? Inzane - Own room in hotels or on bus? Choufleurrr - (and why do i care?) secretagentgirl67 - Can you imagine them sharing? Choufleurrr - I think they did an interview where they talked about sharing in the early days, but not any more. Hotel rooms, I mean. Cancon Well, Tim and Andrew could be in one room secretagentgirl67 - Would it be the Rhythm section in one room? Cancon - Wasn't Tim joking about sharing a room with JD? Inzane - JD snores really loudly secretagentgirl67 - That would be funny, cancon! cancon - Except they probably both snore and drive each crazy. Right. JD Frottaging in Ottawa Ember2 - Hi all. Great gig. Not as good as Montreal, but almost. The Pretty really enjoyed himself tonight. But no mic sex - he was too busy having a smoke. Silly boy, smoking comes after the licking and frottaging. AbsorbingAll - frottaging????? AlmondLooks - Ooh - frottage! What a sexy word... French for rubbing! Cancon - frottage moi! I love it AlmondLooks - Dirty words a specialty, AA Lovable A-Hole Choufleurrr - I think JD's probably an asshole at times. I don't care as long as it's just run of the mill assholism, and as long as the Binxs can take it (which I'm sure they can - I'm sure they can be too). AlmondLooks - I'm damn sure he (*JD) can be an asshole. Unfortunately for us, he is also an extremely lovable asshole! Cancon - We all have the potential to be assholes, especially with people grabbing at you all the time and if you are tired and hungover. Choufleurrr - Yep. I like people who can be assholes at times. As long as it's not 24/7, it often just means there's a personality in there. This Is The Show - an extremely smokin hawt asshole tona155 - CF, I think we can all be arseholes at times, JD brings the charm too to balance it out. Lusting for the Good of the Group Claired - I am just the right age to lust after JD though, that's all I am saying... Eejay - I'm not -- but I just may do it anyway! Claired - Nothing ventured Eejay... and didn't he say that he liked older women... !I'm willing to test his veracity! (but, sadly......) Claired - One way to find out once and for all whether he is "truth-challenged" !! Eejay - okay! I'm game to go! Claired - I really think that it is your duty on behalf of all the fans. Marns - For the good of all JD fans everywhere!! Eejay - Well, since you put it that way.... okay. Claired - you are so generous eejay! Eejay - (modestly) thank you The Hidden Camera Scenario eejay - (Must ask SAG to tell claired where to hide a hidden camera - with sound) claired - Up the arse? Choufleurrr - Where to hide camera - depends on what you want filmed. If, for example, you pulled off a night of raunchy sex with OB... that might affect your placement of the camera eejay - not in the ear, in case he nibbles at it, and tongues it..... Choufleurrr - Eejay, you're starting at the wrong end. claired - Good point CF! Because if I got the kind of sex I'd want there wouldn't be any hiding places... just saying... eejay - Up the nose seems to be the only safe place (Hmmmm - could persuade Jon to hold the camera? - and vice-versa?) claired - (Ooh lovely idea....) claired - Nice idea - and you are all welcome to watch whatever I catch through my nose hairs in Norway! Tims Place Claired - I ran into a men's room once by accident, and another time on a dare, and neither time was Tim there Choufleurrr - Your limerick is missing a few feet Claired - Bloody hell it's feet long? Cancon - Only tim can get away with a scarf and not get beat up You Know You Wannnnt It! PetuniaP - if you want something badly enough, you can get it. claired - Well, I want JD on a cake for my 28th birthday badly enough... magic? PetuniaP - Yes, it will happen. claired - *frowning* promise? PetuniaP - It might be a JD doll, though! (hehehe!) claired - Will it do Taste It? PetuniaP - I'm sure you can rub it up against a tiny mic stand. |
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Binxes Never Ending Birthday Parties
Eejay - The answer is make lots of money, have a private party ($300,000 I believe for the Binx for a birthday party) and have them come to you! Kari - Ohh - only $300,000 - I carry that in my wallet! Hot4INXS - yes eejay, TLO and I already decided we are hosting a private concert when we win the lottery. By invitation only Eejay - We could keep the BINX coming to all our b'day parties all year and keep them here permanently Rockerfan - Can I be your friend Hot? Claired - *hopes that Hot remembers we shared cold cream to stop wrinkles on a scary night* *hopes she thought it as much of a bonding experience as I did and will invite me to her party* Eejay - Let's see --- we have a $35,000,000 lottery on this week --- use $1,000,000 for three parties, invest the rest at 15% -- and in a year that would be $5,100,000 in interest, so we could have 19 parties a year..... every year Kari - eejay - must win lottery, lol Binxes Sex Toys Choufleurrr - earlier today PetP, Claired and I hatched a get-rich scheme to support our habits. Custom sex toys... the "realistic" JD doll, for example. Eejay - CF -- that is a truly seriously excellent idea. Japan already has the technology Rockerfan - Oooh! I'd so buy that doll. Think hubby would mind? Bwah! How about JD sheets Choufleurrr - Claired says she's a detail gal, so we already have one position filled in the art department. Eejay - Rockerfan - as in "dirty sheets"? Choufleurrr - I think this will work well as long as we rotate the research positions frequently. Eejay - We have to get absolutely correct sizing, so we'll have to ask JD for a full measurement, and someone to measure it Choufleurrr - Oh Rockerfan, you're so right, we need a G-rated line. How about one of those featherbed thingies - a JD one you could hug as you went to sleep. Eejay - CF -- yes --- we don't want it all from ONE perspective, after all... Rockerfan - I will volunteer to lay in bed with JD so we can get the proportions right for the sheets. Eejay - Pillowcases with a beardy feeling on them, good for scratching an itch Rockerfan - You all are cracking me up. My co-workers are going to start wondering why I am alone in my office laughing. Eejay - Full size arms sewn into the sheets, where you can change their positions to hug you or pat you or rub you or .... hmmmm pillowcases with lips and a tongue? And the full size doll would have to have full body movement, don't you agree? and cuddle-on-the-side position? Yes, these things need a lot of research. We'll obviously have to spend a lot of time with JD on this. Are we just planning JD dolls and accessories? Or the full BINX arsenal? We'd have to make sure the body wouldn't lose weight from overuse. PetuniaP - i scrolled back and saw that you worked on some more on INXSex Inc. Choufleurrr - Yes, everyone has ideas for our little cottage industry. I liked the featherbed idea. The real JD might not be the best snuggler ever (and is skinny as heck), but the featherbed JD would be juuuuuust right! JD and the Mic Stand Ember2 - I don't know why we didn't get the mic sex tonight. He lit a cigarette just at the time he usually starts in with it, and then lay down on the ramp and smoked. This Is The Show - I think mic stand just had a headache. Finley2 - Maybe management is deducting the cost of replacing the micstands out of JD's paycheck AlmondLooks - Come on, the mic stands are paying HIM Ember2 - Timmy seemed to be enjoying the view. So did Kirk. JD not so much so. AlmondLooks - Sounds to me as if it was Little Elvis who had the headache, Ember! Eejay - dcg says maybe jd and the mic stand had a big blow-out fight and now they've broken up Ember2 Well, eejay, he did drag the stand around for a bit. Who knows. Cancon - Does this mean JD will take up with one of Timmy's amps? Kirks Corner Cancon - Wonder if Kirk snores? secretagentgirl67 - Would it matter? Would you really be letting him sleep? Cancon - I'd let Kirk get his beauty rest secretagentgirl67 - After how long? Finley2 - I never can decide who my fave BINX is. When Kirk plays the sax it's him. No question Looking for Beaver Cancon - I'm trying to find stuffed beavers. No luck so far. Ones that aren't ugly. SleepinIn - There have to be beavers (stuffed) In Toronto cancon - But sadly I don't live in TO I got some ideas secretagentgirl67 - www.stuffedanimalhouse.com/beavers.htm cancon - Oh SAG those are so cute.................. SleepinIn - I like how they have a special RCMP beaver..for their Canadian customers Cancon - I love those RCMP beavers, we always get our man thats their motto, eh? Making Tims Holey Jeans Holey-er Cancon - There is a picture of Tim in his jeans in his prime and I tell ya if I had been in the vicinity I'd have been using my teeth AlmondLooks - Cancon is going to sabotage Tim's jeans with her teeth. Cancon - I've stated so on the board so the groundwork's been laid Finley2 - You go girl! Cancon - to christen the Holy Jeans. Damn what if he wears leather? He did a few nights ago tona155 - Those jeans are holy, I couldn't believe how tight they were when I saw them at Selinas, Tim looked amazing in them Ember2 - he looks positively yummy in those brown leather jeans too Cancon Hot! he was hot. Hot hot hot! Yes I loved those distressed leather pants tona155 - He'll be hotter when you and RS finish with him cancon - nuclear Oh Canada Oh Oh OH OH OH. Stand on Guard for Thee tona155 - They're just doing a service for future concert goers, allowing Tim to show off more of what he's got Seeing the Countryside AbsorbingAll - Sometimes I think with their artist minds, a long bus ride through beautiful or non-polluted terrain could be inspiring and down time to regroup mentally. SleepinIn - Or just really drag them down Cancon - I remember Tim said he liked it when they took the train in Europe during the X tour instead of planes so he could actually see Europe. More sociable even than a plane. This Is The Show - JD wants to show them the wheat Choufleurrr - Yes, JD said that. I was sort of taken aback. The wheat is cool for about 4 hours, and then... enough. You Cant Look Away secretagentgirl67 - Finley, when JD sings to you or eye-f--ks you somehow you manage to remain standing, trust me I don't understand how, but you do PhanTim - That's true Choufleurrr - This I cannot believe without empirical evidence. Finley2 - I can't even imagine CaseysAngel - OMG, I need a big bubble for all this. PhanTim - I can't remember which song it was but he got down on one knee not 5 ft from me, looked me right in the eyes and sang. secretagentgirl67 - CF, trust me on this, at the China Club he was so close to me, singing to me he could have taken the gum out of my mouth with his, and I remained upright, wobbly but upright. PhanTim - All I can remember is how burning bright his eyes were suzieblue1 - And then you forgot all about Tim, right? PhanTim - Tim? ;^) |
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A Little Stubble Is Nice
Eejay - I like a little stubble too -- puts a nice blush on your cheeks when rubbed up-grain Kira - mmmhmm. stubble. near my face. thats right. Eejay - or on your face so you get a stubble-burn Kari - What are the odds that Jon will have stubble, guyliner and blonde hair in NM? Kira - stubble and guyliner? highly likely... blonde hair...not very much Kari - I guess I can live with stubble and guyliner *snickour* Admiring Gaz Cancon - Gaz in the black leather jeans and black tank top, thud quietrokbabe - His lovely ass-et.... Andrew FrankenAdan - Andrew needs to spike the hair again MG448 - And shave/trim the beard? Finley2 - Andrew and JD have matching hair. PhanTim - It looks like Andrew stuck his finger in a light socket MG448 - JD looks a bit like a Chia pet! FrankenAdan - That is trimmed beard... but the hair is total fro Destruction of Mic Stands MG448 - He destroyed three mic stands in his audition for Heaven's sake! What's the big deal? They were probably cheap mic stands. PetuniaP - mic stands dying everywhere Quietrokbabe - I'll take a mic stand death over a kitten death any day. FrankenAdan - I think mic stands dying is the normal! Quietrokbabe - the normal? FrankenAdan - yes, the normal. For JD Quietrokbabe - I thought it was 'the norm' Finley2 - Does nobody remember RS:I on that site? He kicked stools, threw them across the stage, and threw down mic stands fortune4me - Finley, and I loved him everytime he did that on RS Finley2 - He threw the mic into the air after Money, and He threw the stool across the stage during YCAGWYW FrankenAdan - The good behaviour (lack of slain stands) is the aberration. FrankenAdan - QRB corrected my normal to the norm?: Damn. Give her the badge! Farriss Boys MG448 - The Farriss boys and their curls. I wish I had curls. PhanTim - Imagine how cute they must have been as boys MG448 - I've seen one pic, and they were very very cute. Finley2 - I wish I had Farris boys. PhanTim - lol, Finley, I bet you don't mean boys as in children either MG448 - All three at the same time Fin? NotEnoughTime - All three at once would be fine with me. MG448 - A whole new idea of a threesome. Finley2 - I think I would prefer one at a time, but if a threesome was the only option - sign me up NotEnoughTime - what a choice one at a time or all three at once hmmmm Finley2 - Or all of the above. NotEnoughTime - True I did not think about that choice check - sign me up for that one! Fine Bone China in 1988 cancon - I read an old interview of Tim from 1988. Naughty, naughty boys! PhanTim - What did the interview say, cancon? Cancon - Tim was talking about some gig they did in San Francisco and they met Grace Slick's daughter, China. Tim said she was uh precocious Beatlelover - (Good thing she didn't name her Oil!) Cancon - The interviewer asks did she have a favourite BINXS. Tim says, uh, that was the problem she couldn't choose and the interviewer says so.......... PhanTim - So she did them all, cancon? Cancon - Tim says she grew up fast that night - and that was all he was saying! Beatlelover - Don't break the China! Guess she wasn't what you'd call "fine China?" PhanTim - We can assume that she was boned China? Cancon - Of course if she was a typical California girl she lost the big V at age 9! Getting Ready For Special Visitors Quietrokbabe - When is drumtech supposed to be here with his guest? Has he hinted when said guest is supposed to be peeking in? Choufleurrr - what about Drumtech? ?? ?? fortune4me - QRB, we don't know. He's been here already and will be back. Choufleurrr - WHAT? Quietrokbabe - dt's already been here? Choufleurrr - what. what? what? fortune4me - Yes, his name here is larsmcbrain666. Rockphoto has joined as well. We are giving them a thread as soon as they name it. And DT took cards to give to some special people. I think the crew, and if we're lucky, the BINXS themselves. fortune4me - So we need to post whore up some of the threads. Choufleurrr - They aren't going to chat, are they? Just poke around the site? fortune4me - I would imagine just poke around the site. But there have been rumors for months that JD joined in chat at 448 a couple of times. Quietrokbabe - Ah. DT is so cute and even handsomer in person. Choufleurrr - Since apparently Drumtech is showing him the site tonight! JD PetuniaP - Do I think JD is "taking care" of himself? No, honestly. Finley2 - I definitely think he needs to eat some cookies. And get some sleep MG448 - I'll bake some! He can sleep in my bed! Finley2 - A man can't live on micstands alone! FrankenAdan - Not to change subjects, but dude needs to eat... Maybe instead of signs and thongs I'll throw cookies on stage. fortune4me - Maybe he could dip his cookies in a White Russian! Choufleurrr - He can dip his cookies in a white American anytime he likes! JDIMH - Ha imagine if we found out Jason was a pornstar in his pre-RS years, how many of you would rush out to find those movies? PhanTim - If JD was a porn star, I probably already have his movie Micsturbation! (Caution! X-rated!) JDWaveRider - Taste It was great! I love how JD has taken out most of the mic sex and replaced it with shout outs to each individual band member. There was still a tiny (very tiny) bit of mic sex at the end but the BEST part came before that. JD sat in front of Jon's drum and began carressing himself in a way we only wish we could! THIS IS GRAPHIC PEOPLE - Okay, so after rubbing himself for a bit, JD held the microphone against his crotch as though it was part of him (you do not need me to tell you WHICH part). He then began stroking it slowly with his other hand -showing us how he likes it I'm sure! When he was finished he shook it up and down a couple of times and I think that's when I passed out (kidding but I really did forget to breathe when he was 'mic'sturbating). WOW! Telltale Room Sounds Ember - We found out what room JD was in because we could hear him. Callalily - what was he doing that you could hear him? Ember2 - Ordering room service. PhanTim - Was the head board banging? FrankenAdan - what'd he eat? From the menu Finley2 - I was hoping the same thing PT! Ember2 - No. I didn't stay to find out. This Is The Show - If the headboard's a rockin' don't bother knockin' fortune4me - Ember, you are too cool. I know I would have loved to work for roomservice at that moment. The Girls Were Out In Force (NF) Cancon - You will love this - it was Let's Try to Grab Timmy's Package Night and he was not discouraging it. Except he was not happy when some girl touched his guitar. PhanTim - Who was trying to grab Tim, JD? Cancon - This group of blonde women in the Timmy front row section, - they were right up to the stage you could put your hands on the stage . and on BINXS PhanTim - Hmmm, blonde women, eh? Aren't you blonde? Cancon - But I don't have Grade A cleavage, honey. The girls were out in NF! There was even a mother of two little girls, - the one girl got to go on stage with JD during Hungry. Mama was built like a porn star PhanTim - cancon, what is it with women like that, you would think guys would avoid them like the plague! Cancon - Yes, youd think breasts would be frightening to them, or remind them of Mom! And it would cost a lot of money to get there, what is the saying - it takes a lot of money to look this cheap. PhanTim - cancon, there isn't enough money to get me to look like that JDWaveRider - (See what we missed in NF f4me!) fortune4me - (Sounds like we missed a lot, JDWR) Vintage INXS Wear Ember2 - Those velvet pants Kirk has on are just so beautiful. You just want to reach out and stroke them Cancon - I hate Tim's velvet suits. I like him in leather or denim Ember2 - Really? I love them. But then again, I love that gold plaid jacket he wore for the VH1 awards. Ember2 - Tim looks great in those brown leather pants too PhanTim - Ember, he does not Cancon - I hope he burned that red velvet suit looks like an old pimp. The distressed leather pants SleepinIn - Oh, Ember the gold plaid.. ... *shakes head* you have it bad.. Ember2 - I think he looks really dapper in it. Cancon - I liked the gold plaid too PhanTim - *sheepish look* I liked the gold plaid jacket too Cancon - I didn't love it, but I liked it. Choufleurrr - Yes, the red velvet... dog. blech. Just wrong. Ember2 - We have a gold plaid appreciation club! PhanTim - I liked the red velvet jacket but not the pants Cancon Nah, burn the whole thing! Choufleurrr - The combination was too too much. Cancon - He has leather jackets he has only worn once. PhanTim - He could just walk around with no pants Beatlelover - You'd like that PT PhanTim - Nope, BL, correction, I would LOVE that Cancon - He has that aqua leather jacket Choufleurrr - Tim has a couple jackets that make him look much beefier than he is. Beatlelover - Tim's got quite the nice tight buns on him Cancon - Very nice, biteable PhanTim - cancon, you keep your teeth of my Tim's butt Beatlelover - I was really impressed with how smokin' hot his bod was in Kitchener PhanTim - Everyone's talking about Kirk here right? Inzane - No, Andrew What Keeps His Pants Up? Cancon - So like JD had a woody the whole INDY concert Eejay - The WHOLE CONCERT!!!??? Inzane - Sounds like someone is stuffing his pants ...... Cancon - He's like a scientific miracle isn't he! Inzane - Or taking Viagara Eejay - He's been lying and lying and lying! Inzane - Stuffing - very likely. Viagara - doubtful Choufleurrr - Whoa, Inzane you're denying the superpowers of the Batshit? Inzane - I deny the power of the male Ember2 - I've been in the front row. I don't think there is any stuffing going on there. Cancon - hey there are men and then there are porno stars PhanTim - Ember, I agree Eejay - But what if he's thinking like the 18-year old? Inzane - Oh, I'm teasing. I'm sure there is not stuffing going on. Choufleurrr - But I want there to be stuffing going on. PhanTim - sure, Zane, you're just jealous ;^) Inzane - Please, with how low those pants are, he can't hide a sock in there Cancon - We thought his pants were coming off in Niagara Falls Inzane - He came out with his pants unbuckled and I thought "Here comes the strip tease" Inzane - LOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW Ember2 - And if someone had tugged them, I'm sure they would have come off his hips. But been held up by his endowments! secretagentgirl67 - I figure he is using double sided tape to hold them up Inzane - Maybe that is why they need 45 minutes after the show - to remove the tape. |
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Stage Undress
Choufleurrr - maybe my problem is Ican'tlookatanythingbutthetrousersfallingoff helpmehelpmehelpme JDWaveRider - hold on cf the best is yet to come Choufleurrr - they're practically all the way off! We're all waiting for JDWR to cough up the pic where JD's trousers fall all the way off, but JDWR claims she can't find the final pic in the series. BITCH!!! Saxqueen - He is commando? are my eyes deceiving me? Cancon - That was the consensus, maybe Jon needs to do that too. Yeah, JD's been way too conservative lately, and we have the girl who tried to rip off his pants to thank Choufleurrr - Why would people be upset with the pants-ripper? It provided even more of the Pretty to love. Whats In A Smile? Quietrokbabe - Ha! I've smiled at Tony. The man's name should be Stony! MG448 - Tony is Stony, isn't he? |
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Homeless
fortune4me - JD was homeless. Now touring and sold out tours! Cancon Well, he was not homeless that long, he does milk it for all it is worth! fortune4me - Yes I think he does like using that hook. But it does work. Inzane Gets the Lurgy Inzane - I'm glad I read Kirk's journal - now I know what to call this chest infection. It is a lurgy. As "I got the lurgy" Ember2 - Zane is just being catty. It's the lurgy. SassyKathy - What the hell is the lurgy?? Callalily - lurgy - i love it Inzane - Kirk calls the chest infection the lurgy Cancon - Sounds like leprosy. Sounds worse than it is. SassyKathy - Just any old chest infection/cold? Ember2 - No SK, only the real plegmy type fortune4me - I can tell from the word, lurgy, it's something I don't want. Inzane - I think it is pretty serious - I am surprised I haven't coughed up a lung yet. Sort of misplaced my camera (i.e., I am too tired to go looking for it - got the lurgy, you know) Next Generation of INXS JDIMH - And not saying I hope he does.. but if ggb ever leaves.. Id fill in. Ember2 - Would you now? Been practicing your swiveling, shimmying, and swaying have you? JDIMH - Or, playing bass.. But im sure i could fill his shoes.. wouldnt have such a big fan bass im sure, -- but Id manage. Ember2:: Fan bass. LOL. Good pun. Odd Numbers MG448 - JD is into odd numbers. Cancon - Isn't it cool MG448 - Threesomes. Cancon - JD, Warren and Road Bunny Road Bunnies and Such Cancon - Sounds like JD was with his road bunny. MG448 - singular? Cancon - yes singular fortune4me - The one with one eye and stuffing sticking out. MG448 - Warren? Cancon No, meant the blonde one MG448 Quelle Surprise! fortune4me - I think I'd rather think of Warren! Unfair Cancon Well, you know I cannot get over Kira got a full kiss from Tim when she's a Jonette! Cancon - There are Tim fans who've been waiting years for that Watching the Taste It Video PhanTim - f4me, you aren't kidding about the Taste It...Andrew and Tim poof! But why is everyone watching Michael get seduced instead of joining in? Kira - I know, roit? I would have paid to see that! PhanTim - And why do they show the money pic of Jon and not Tim? Maybe Buffy wouldn't let Tim run around half naked, she wanted to keep the goodies to herself ;^) JDIMH - I was watching that video in English class, and I convinced the sub it was for my project. The girl beside me was like.. freaking out, cause shes the like really childish, nerd girl haha! Not childish as in immature though, like she might as well be in preschool kind of childish PhanTim - I would have liked to hear your rationale behind that JDIMH Im good for some things! The best part was.. the speakers broken so he couldnt hear that it was a music video and he kept thinking it was porn! With A Little Help From His Friends Eejay - Well, if I were going to be there watching, JD could just stand still all night and it would be okay with me. fortune4me - JD could be sitting on a stool reading the phone book and I'd be okay with it. Cancon Yeah, Hutch did a whole concert from a stool. He broke his ankle at least once And Hutch was just as crazy as JD! Amazing neither of them get got hurt more often. Fortune4me - JD could bring on the sex in a cast on a stool. No problem. Cancon Just sitting on that drum riser. Som micsturbation. Fortune4me Or laying on the floor. Cancon Though I am partial to his deep lunges. If I tried those they would have to call an ambulance! Fortune4me Or the mental ward for a straightjacket in my case! I guess a pogo is out tonight. Eejay Timmy and Garry and Kirky and Andy will have to do JDs jumping around for him tonight. Cancon - Tim will just have to take over the mic stand sex methinks. Fortune4me PT would die if Tim took over the micsex. Eejay - The way Tims been moving lately, I think he could just ham it up and grab the glory! JDIMH - I think JD should play drums and Jon should sing. He could even handle the mic sex.. hes quite talented with his stick... s. Eejay - Now that would be interesting, Hero! JDIMH Im sure he could handle it.. Kira would die, but Im sure its possible. fortune4me - So if Tim takes over PT will die and if Jon takes over Kira will die. Who's gonna die if Garry, Kirk or Andrew take over the mic sex? JDIMH - Garry - Adan JDIMH - Kirk - Saxqueen JDIMH - Andrew- Inzane JDIMH- ... what? fortune4me - Good, Hero. I especially like your Andrew death. JDIMH - Those are only some though, i know theirs other who will have a hernia over a few of those fortune4me- You are right about that, Hero. I guess we better just leave the micsex to OB when he is able--did I say able--to do it right. Eejay - Good plan |
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Defying the Laws of Gravity
Inzane - Did you see the pix posted on the other board of JD's low pants - I still can't figure out how they could possibly stay up when they slip past the hip bone. Cancon - Yes and his pants have the same rip that was there in NF SK - Maybe he uses that same tape that the stars use to hold their dresses to their boobs Choufleurrr - Ooh, must go look at lowrider pics. BRB Inzane - So Cancon how do they stay up? fortune4me - Zane, we saw them. SleepinIn - It's a bit endearing that we know all his clothes.. that or stalkerish.. Cancon - He has a belt inzane Inzane - But the belt was below the hip, too Cancon - The Last Supper belt Cancon - Well there is clearly an obstacle there Inzane - ha ha Cancon - The belt Jesus and a package keep those pants just barely. Huggings Good! Saxqueen - I was able to hang out after the show in London at the bar with some friends MG448 - And... SB... Saxqueen - I am just about to admit that I hugged Kirk or he hugged me MG448 - Ooooh! Saxqueen - Oh wait, I did admit it, lol Cancon - oh the scandal of it all! Just kidding. BINX are all good huggers from what I hear. Theyve had enough practice, bwah! MG448 - No personal experience, cancon? Cancon - no Saxqueen - Yeah, they do a lot of hugging MG448 - More reason to go to more concerts. Cancon - You're better off going to meet and greets and BINXS stalking after concerts if you want a hug. Etc JD Suffers a Leg Injury Kira At least it was Don't Change so he got the show done. Wildflower so --- right at the end? PhanTim - Unfortunately they had to help him off the stage. I know, it' brings out the naughty nurse in me. SleepinIn - And took him away in an ambulance.. although they probably just want to be careful Ember2 - PT you have me thinking about the blow-up nurse doll they have over at Switchboard. They were thinking of either throwing her up on stage during Taste It, or bringing her along to a meet and greet. Wildflower - That would have been hilarious. He'll have a whole phalanx of willing nurses SleepinIn If you're wondering why everyone is dressed in white... PhanTim - If it was a female doctor I bet she had him stay overnight for observation ;^) Wildflower - And Inzane can play Tic-Tac-Toe with him while he's recuperating Inzane - Or shoot him up with enough thorazine to knock out a horse, wheel him out and put him in my trunk .... wha? PhanTim - lol, inzane. Of course they would mix up the cars and put him in my trunk....*whistles innocently* Not Peta Perfect This Is The Show - The Peta boy drinks milk? Callalily - and he eats seafood. - and wears leather, right? inzane - JD is not hardcore PETA. Thank goodness This Is The Show - Well no wonder he didnt win sexiest vegetarian.. he's not hardcore enough! Callalily - Which is fine by me inzane - They are whacked Callalily - I agree with Inzane -whacked! fortune4me - And we don't want OB wacked. inzane - If you don't milk cows that are bred for milk bearing, they will die. Reality vs Fantasy MG448 - I went to the Moncton concert to have fun. I had no illusions that I would "bed a BINXS." Saxqueen - I certainly don't want to bed a BINXS for all my joking! Cancon - Having fun at the concert what an old fashioned concept there MG! fortune4me - MG, reality is a good place to live. MG448 - I like it here. fortune4me - Yes indeed. Cancon - I agree SQ, if even for the case that reality rarely lives up to the fantasy and better to keep the fantasy Saxqueen - A very good point! What if your favourite BINXS is terrible in bed? fortune4me - That would suck. Better not to try to find that out. Saxqueen - And I actually thought about it, lol, how sad is that fortune4me - One thing they don't suck at--best live band ever. That's what is important to me. (I'll just keep the other strictly to my BSC dreams) MG448 - They do put on a phenomenal show! Saxqueen - Amen to that f4me... |
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Nature Boy
PhanTim - I would love to see Tim running around in his altogether.....what? Ember2 - PT, I've heard Tim is a naturalist at heart. PhanTim - Ember, I like nature ;^) Ember2 - I know you do PT. New Banner PhanTim - Would it be bad to use the one of JD lying down with the watermark removed? Probably, eh. Kira - Yes, I think that wouldn't be prudent. fortune4me - PT, that pic is the bomb. On my desktop now. PhanTim - Mine too. SleepinIn - Luvs it Kira - My desktop is Drumtech Tod holding our card! fortune4me - I love that one too, Kira. But JD on the floor. Dead. Just saying. Callalily - JD on the floor is great fortune4me - JD anywhere is great! Except in a hospital. Whats In A Name? Cancon - What happened to Timbits and Jonettes and what are Kirky fans called? Ember2 -Kirkettes? Choufleurrr - The Garrem have always been good about not getting possessive. They use their sporks only to defend Garry, not to defend their turf. PhanTim - saxy babes? Cancon - Is it Kirkettes? Ember2 -I like being called a Gazelle. Cancon - Because the Garrem is so large. Ember2 - I haven't seen a really good for JD yet. Cancon - Gazelles and Wenches both work. Bat shit crazies are JD fans right. Choufleurrr - No, it's not the size of the Garrem. Jon has a ton of fans. I wonder if new posters don't understand the purpose of the "weapons". Cancon - I explained the cricket bats recently. Ember2 - BSCrazies is one term, but I kind of feel that way about the whole band. Cancon - the word has been expanded to include all BINXS Choufleurrr - Cancon, but I don't think it's sufficiently emphasized that cricket bats, etc, are NOT for keeping others out. Cancon No, it is for protection of each BINXS (editors note: Being very partisan I vote for being called a Fortunette, and the protective weapon of choice being the hockey stick) (second note: Although we coined Fortunette on this site (early May) another site is selecting it, and in all fairness to Hero, we realize it isnt the right name anyway so unless someone coins a better name, we are adopting PhanTims suggestion of "JDreamers!" Okay?) |
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Canajuns Are Tough, Eh?
Claired - Have I missed anything exciting in the past couple of days? Eejay - Since I've been off more than on, what has been happening must jog my memory to help fill you in.... Of course you knew that JD had slipped on some water on stage and was hospitalized, leg put in a cast, but the show must go on --- ???? Claired - I did hear about the injury - he is a menace to himself, that boy! Eejay - Doctor advised him not to go on stage, but he said Canadians are tough. Claired - Bless him. Yes, you are tough! JD Makes Everything Look Hot Ember2 - A cast never looked so hot. Damn. I wonder how long before he makes it more rock and roll fortune4me - We thought black, ember. PhanTim - He should get out the sparkles. He could get out the bedazzler and decorate it to match rover Ember2 - Decorate it like the megaphone. That cast looks like one should be staying off the leg as much as possible. fortune4me - Ember, doesn't look like he should be dancing Ember2 - Definitely not silly boy. It's going to take a long time for the knee to heal if he doesn't give it a rest. PhanTim - I wouldn't worry too much about his knee, he would have asked the doctors and then just did what he felt like anyway ;^) Seriously, he should be ok, those braces really keep the knee immobilized Ember2 - I want to see the slippers he was wearing and dancing in. That cast just draws attention to the package. Callalily - Like the package was in dire need of attention :-) Ember2 - Calla, it might take his mind off his sore knee Callalily - Ember, I'm sure its getting plenty! Ember2 - I'm looking at a few of the cast pics, and it looks like it got lower and lower as the show progressed. fortune4me - Ember, it must have moved with the pants. PhanTim - those pants probably weren't very helpful PT Uses JD as an Attention-Getter fortune4me - Loved the newest addition to the Blue Marlin Room. The last sentence preview left us wanting more. PhanTim - lol. f4me, it may be a bit of a disappointment fortune4me - Nah, PT, no disappointment on the horizon. PhanTim - Well, f4me, wait until I get to talking about pickups because I use JD's eyef--k as a way of explanation MG448 - That's a leading statement, PT. SleepinIn - I will have to read it... fortune4me - You just got my attention, PT. JD and eyef--ks always do it. Choufleurrr - JD's eyef--k fits so easily into ANY train of thought.... PhanTim - f4me, it was amazing how easily the two fit, JD's eyef--k and how to explain how a pickup works. However when you think of JD and pickup they do sort of go together don't they? Sarongs and Skirts and Sparkly Pants secretagentgirl67 - I think he should switch with Gaz. Cancon - I think Gaz needs to do the deep lunges with pants almost falling off. secretagentgirl67 - in his sarong. Cancon - Ooh sarong, yes! Great minds indeed! Ember2 - Sounds good. Kirk, can twirl around. Cancon - and Kirk can do the spins fortune4me - Group effort by the BINXS. secretagentgirl67 - All fans would be happy cancon Yes, and Jon needs to take his shirt off. That would just about cover the sex quotient JDIMH - And ahh the sarong,, meaning the one from MTL? Cancon - No the one from the Time video JDIMH - Oh.. nevermind.. I was thinking of JD Cancon Yes, JDIMH you got to see JD's skirt Ember2 - I got to see JD's skirt too. He wears it well. fortune4me - JD has a skirt? Damn why haven't I seen that. secretagentgirl67 - Hmmm, I am thinking skirts in TX . Arollee - I'd like to see that too. Cancon - Skirts, kilts, sarongs Ember2 - I screamed out loud when I saw the skirt and Jon's sparkly pants (I was off to the side of the stage in section 112), and both of them looked up and waved at me. JDIMH - Ember, my sister turned to me right at the beginning and said "What the f--k? is that a skirt!" PhanTim - That's a good line to come into, "What the f--k? Is that a skirt!" Cancon - You got to see the sparkly pants, sniff. We so wanted Jon to have the sparkly pants on in NF JDIMH - Yes the sparkle pants just about killed me too.. Ember2 - We got to see the sparkly pants Cancon. They need a warning they are so bright. Hi TITS PhanTim - Oh that is not fair, I will have to sell my house so I can see Tim do the mic sex |
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JDs Pipes and Legs
tona155 - One of things that made me feel better about the knee was how good his voice sounds, seems like he's worked out how to manage it through the rigours of touring. MG448 - His voice sounds great! fortune4me - His voice just gets better and better. Now if he'd just sit down and rest that knee and sing. MG448 - I can't believe how different his voice sounds from last summer. Of course, last summer he was singing at 9:00 am. SleepinIn - He sounded so good. Just felt bad that he's constrained and will be for awhile. tona155 - I freaked out when I saw one of the Calgary clips and he's still doing the leaps in the air, a little lower but still. PhanTim - Tona, I think the only way to keep JD down is to tie him down MG448 - I'll volunteer to tie him down, PT. fortune4me - I think we could probably tie him down now, PT. He couldn't run fast enough to get away from us. |
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Jonette Heaven
mauigirl - Ya know, I am getting a fine appreciation for Jon. We have had a bond since he "gave me his stick" in Vegas. He really does make eye contact with the crowd. Luv him! Cris - You got a Jon stick?? That is great mauigirl! Kira - Yes he does, mauigirl! I love my Jon stick! I have it in a shadowbox along with Garry's pick Mauigirl - I am going to meet Jon (hopefully) in 24 days. What should I say???? Kira - I can't even remember what all I told him! Mauigirl - I could not believe it myself! I actually tore my eyes away from JD several times during the concert in appreciation for Jon's excellent drumming skills and he stared me right in the eye and threw it to me and smiled when I caught it! We had a "moment"! It was great! Cris - I got one too at the Gibson show in LA in Jauary but it was not directly from Jon. It was from one of the INXS security guys. Still cherish it though! Kira - We had our arms around each other after the show waiting for a picture to be taken. (It was like a minute before the picture got taken, though.) TLO and Hot had to use their camera because they were trying mine unsuccessfully...and Jon breathed huskily into my ear..."I think they're using the wrong setting"... Mauigirl - ***THUD***HUSKILY INTO YOUR MOTHER F--KING EAR!!!!! **DEAD** Kira - YES Cris - "breathed huskily" OH MY GAWD!!        Kira - yes yes yes! Mauigirl - Oh I would just die! Expire tight there on the spot! I worry for my safety and others at my Meet and Greet! Kira - I know. The look on my face afterwards.. priceless Marns - Yeah..... mmmmmmm to hear his voice... Should Hot Girls Be Shallow? Choufleurrr - discussing whether a Hot Girls video should be shallow or not PhanTim - Oh, shallow of course. tona155 - PT, the vote was for shallow Saxqueen - I don't think I gave my opinion, yes shallow all the way for me Callalily Ha! We are all firmly in the "shallow" end! Choufleurrr - PT, remember JD had some "power to women" concept for it? Now I do approve of the message in Pink's "Stupid Girls". I just don't think Hot Girls is that kind of song. PhanTim - I think the woman should be on top. Hot Girls is the anti "Stupid Girls" ;^) tona155 - CF, they should just embrace the cheese, forget about profundity. It is equal opportunity voyeurism in the song anyway |
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Garry Is A Stunner
FrankenAdan - How can that man look so.damn.foine?!?!? Kira - He's pretty damn hot, I have to admit Cancon - Foine lose my moind. It's that wee leather jacket. hot hot hot secretagentgirl67 - Do you want to post it in the Garrem? Cancon - You must post it in the Garrem FrankenAdan - I shall let you have the honor! Cancon - It is your sacred duty as a Wenchubine! INXS Singalong Some Silken Moment - How about "Strange Desire" I love that song Eejay - "My strange desire is waiting here, To be my light, my shadow, my storm..... Some Silken Moment - Yes, that is it! Oh, I am feeling the love! I feel like a kitty getting its tummy rubbed! Eejay - It's really beautiful -- "This is all, and this is you, turning into another dream, -- please don't be another dream! Some Silken Moment - eejay loves me! Inzane - Hi all Saxqueen - *sobs* Inzane is here Happy sobs, lol Eejay Do you really think we're cared for? Do you really know we're loved? Promises to break your heart. Why do we make it hot to handle? Why do we lose our self-control? Strange desire, take me over - Offer me to the all above. Saxqueen - Some Silken Moment - eejay loves me more Eejay This is all, and this is you.... Some Silken Moment - eejay is bringing love into my life right now Inzane - What's with the "are we loved" talk? Saxqueen - It is in your honour Eejay - Smooch, inzane! we all need a little love! Some Silken Moment - eejay is "playing" my favorite song Choufleurrr - Eejay is lullaby-ing us? Some Silken Moment yep! With my FAVORITE Inxs song Eejay - "Meet again, touch again, Must have wanted some paradise long ago. That's unwise, - so unwise -- Look again, I said, Touch again. Believe your fate. That's alright, that's alright!" Some Silken Moment - Oh yea, eejay.... |
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JD On Another List
JDIMH - OH NEWWWWS!!! I HAVE JD NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS! fortune4me - News! You.must.share.now. JDIMH - On much music yesterday I missed it..but my friend told me (its not big news) that on much on demand they listed the top five Him-bo's (Bimbo's// but guys) and JD was on the list SleepinIn - Ouch.. Cancon - He's a Himbo? JDIMH - They said he likes to show off his body, so thats why Cancon - Who else was on the list? JDIMH - They showed lots of photos and clips Deeceegee He should be #1 Just Enough Hair FrankenAdan - So, has the new haircut grown on anyone today? Ember2 - I think he trimmed up the front edges between Vancouver and Kelowna. Must be boring on the bus. Choufleurrr - I'll deal with the haircut if it tickles the inner sides of my breasts nicely Ember2 - LOL Chou. that's what the facial hair is for. Choufleurrr - no, that's more a prickle. This is a tickle. PhanTim - Chou, if he were anywhere near my breasts, his haircut would be the last thing I would be thinking of Ember2 - Chou, his facial hair is very soft.... FrankenAdan - See... this cut is like the happy medium between the normal cut and the buzz. It's got buzzed sides, but still something to grab onto up top... Choufleurrr - PhanTim, tickly hair is nice for after. Head resting on bosom, etc. Where Is JDs Tattoo? Mauigirl - Oh, that reminds me...anyone know the location of JD's latest Tatt? He keeps hinting it is a naughty place. Therefore, IF you know where it is at.... Dreamer - Then you found his naughty place, lol Cris - I read somewhere that he hinted that it was in a naughty place...but since I am not privy to that naughty place I cannot confirm said tatoo. LOL!! Mauigirl - Well, I will do my darnedest to find out. Would that be too forward for a Meet and Greet question/pic? After all, I need to get my money's worth and I would share with my BSC sistahs! Dreamer -Yep, he keeps hinting down south and Naughty!! I wonder if it is really there! If so, that must have hurt really bad, lol Cris No, not forward at all.. It is for research purposes.! Mauigirl - Maybe it is a dancer...Down south..I would NEVER LET IT GO...OH, I WOULD NEVER LET IT GO....YA BEBEH! Mauigirl - Hah! I even crack myself up! This is why I am concerned about the verbal diarrhea that will spew with my encounter of the pretty! I will be seriously bummed if I get bounced from my 3rd row seats due to unseemly conduct! Marns - LoL let's hope that doesnt happen! |
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Add to the INXS Dictionary
Eejay - a new word ! rememberember! And they do! Binx Dreams Cris - You know, something weird...they announced the SB show while I was recuperating from surgery so I did not know about it for a few days. But, during that time I had a dream about it.. I chalked it up to my Vicodin induced state... I dreamt that I was waiting for the city bus and this girl came up to me and asked me if I was going to the INXS show. I said no because it was sold out.... She said, no it's not sold out. It's actually a private show. I am asking if you are going because I have passes and you get to meet them. Are you a fan, she asked.. I said of course! She gave me four passes like the backstage passes you can wear around your neck. She told me that it was going to be in a private club called O'Malleys... She said that it will look like no one is there, but once you get closer to the club, you will know and you just show your pass. So I was driving to the show and I was scared because I thought I was lost and there were no cars around. The suddenly I see this big thing that looked like a barn and I hear the music. when I walk in the BINXS are all sitting down! They tell me come in were getting ready to start. Inside it was so small, it felt like I was in someone's living room! Then I wake up as soon as they start playing!! Eejay - WOW! Cris - I told my sister about it the dream and she tells me that there is an actual club in SB called O'Malley's!!! WTF!!! Dreamer - Cris, Wow, That is something! This Is The Show - Cris...maybe that's where they'll be drinking after the show Cris - So 2 days later, I finally feel well enough to get online...and I see the show was announced! I HAD to get tickets!!! Eejay - I wonder if the Binxes know about O'Malley's...... Cris - Oh my gawd!!! You think so?? This Is The Show - Wow Cris...that's some dream. How cool What If It Isnt Really Jon? Kira - and since you werent here when I posted it earlier, Dreamer... (posts the Jon picture) eejay - FULL SIZE AND IN TECHNICOLOR JDIMH - ugh thanks kira. Eejay - HE HE! Hero! JDIMH - I would laugh if you ever found out it was a like 'stunt' double! JDIMH - Eejay.. shush Eejay - Hero -- that's FUNNY! Deeceegee Kira, is it my imagination or is that Jon pic getting bigger? Kira Thats what mommy eejay said Deeceegee RCS I cant help myself. Every time I see it, I have to save it again. JDIMH Yay! Its bigger and each time Im unaware as to what Im clicking happy happy joy joy. PhanTim We could post big pics of Pamela Andersons boobs for you if you like, JDIMH! Deeceegee Just remember, Hero, when you see moneyshot, dont click! |
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Name It
This Is The Show - Is the cameraman an actor? He looks familiar SleepinIn - He might be if it's part of the storyline. Deeceegee - I'm glad it's not a camera woman PhanTim - dcg, if it were a camera woman she wouldn't have been filming his face deeceegee - Maybe it would have been better if it was a woman after all then. Taking the pictures WE want to see JDIMH - The Video would just be 4 minutes of 'Name that crotch' No Dissing of the Garry FrankenAdan - Okay... how do I save this chat so I can actually read it later? JDIMH - Adan.. dont save it FrankenAdan - What do you mean, don't save it? JDIMH, don't make me go all Damien. on your ass.. JDIMH - I said Ew to a certain someone. FrankenAdan - So you dissed Garry? That is never a wise thing. JDIMH - I was kidding, - my name was misspelled JGIMH and it was mentioned as Jon-Garry is my hero. So I said Ew Garry.. tis all, but I also said I was kidding *ducks* FrankenAdan - I shall let it pass. Once. JDIMH - Thanks FrankenAdan - eejay donned the splatter glasses. No worries, eejay. There will be no blood. Mwahahahaha No Switching Crushes! Kari - I am in the middle of watching the PS footage from Vancouver and I am having a mini Garry crush right now. SleepinIn - Kari - it's good isn't it? It was nice video Ember2 - Garry is gaining a lot of fans on this leg of the tour. secretagentgirl67 - Kari, step away from the bass player! Kari - Oh wait - just got to the Jon shot - mini Garry crush over - HA! secretagentgirl67 - Kari, just remember you will be surrounded by Garrem girls in Austin Kari - Good - then I will get Jonny all to myself!!!! Shooting a Stage Video tona155 - If the video has a storyline that probably means JD's shooting some other scenes to go with the onstage stuff, as if he hasn't got enough on his plate at the moment PhanTim - Is he still hobbling about? tona155 - I wonder if they'll digitally edit out the brace? PhanTim - Tona, that would be odd, to digitally edit it out because he would still be hobbling This Is The Show - They had a day off yesterday...what more does he need - The Blonde With JD Deeceegee - She looks like she has one of those walkie talkie thingys in her hand Ember2 - It looks like a cell phone DCG. Deeceegee - Would a girlfriend be holding one of those? PhanTim - dcg, maybe she was trying to find me for a threesome ;^) Deeceegee - With a very long thick thingy This Is The Show - Wait I thought it was JD that had the very long thick thingy.. Deeceegee - antenna FrankenAdan - Thanks for clarifying |
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Kirks Style
fortune4me - I love Kirk's shirt. Ember2 - Kirk always has such great shirts. JD has been picking up on some of his styling I think. fortune4me - Yes, Kirk is a dresser. JD might not have the same fashion sense, but I told SI earlier I wouldn't have thought I'd like a shirt that said SLUT, but now. . . .And I don't like T-shirts in general. Ember2 - Cool! And I like the Slut shirt too. Especially seeing a guy wearing it. That's hot! SleepinIn - The slut shirt is good. Not that I want one.. but on him .. I like it fortune4me - SI, you want one, you just want it to come with the man wearing it too. New Girlfriend? secretagentgirl67 - Did you guys see that he supposedly has a new girlfriend? PhanTim - He will always have a new girlfriend. SleepinIn - Maybe she is just a "friend" - temporarily - bunny if you will Deeceegee - Maybe she is a massage therapist. SleepinIn - A doctor. secretagentgirl67 - This one is apparently a porn star Ember2 - You know, I just can't see JD with a porn star. He's got more class than that. This Is The Show - No he doesn't! LOL! He's like a kid in a candy store and porn stars can be a part of that world. tona155 - Ember, he's got class but he's also a guy! Ember2 - I still think he's got more class than that. SleepinIn - Maybe she's a really nice porn star. JDIMH - Maybe a classy one. Things are Lookin Up for JD fortune4me - Did you all see that JD is not wearing the brace anymore? Callalily - Really? He's not? That's good! When did this happen? SleepinIn - I saw that F4me. I think someone said he had a cast under that brace...dont' know if that's true or not fortune4me - I saw a picture on 448 and they said he has a small brace on under his baggy jeans, but no full leg brace. SleepinIn - He'd better be carefull -- *slaps head* I worry so.. Callalily - *taps foot* Just kidding! Callalily- I guess it wasn't a torn ACL after all fortune4me- I feel much better thinking he can walk a bit better. SleepinIn- I felt better after watching the Vancouver videos.. it wasn't slowing him down much at all. fortune4me- SI, don't think anything slows him down much. JDIMH - No brace... no f--king brace. Ember2 - No cast or no brace? JDIMH - NO NOTHING! SleepinIn - No large brace.. maybe a small brace under the jeans JDIMH - No.. SI I didnt think of that. and Ill pretend I never heard it.. mmmk fortune4me - We heard there may be a small brace under the Blue Jeans which are really hot. SleepinIn - (dont' know.. couldn't see under jeans..) Drat. Ember2 - Woohoo!!!!! And yes the jeans are hot. So are the genes. Timmy In A Tank FrankenAdan - Oh PT... Timmy was wearing a tank top tonight. PhanTim - Adan, T-T-T-Timmy was wearing a ta......*dead* Ember2 - Tim looks good in a tank Deeceegee - I am so lost. Where is Timmy wearing a tank? FrankenAdan - He wore one in Sac today FrankenAdan - I'm on a mission for TankTopTimmy PhanTim - INXS needs to come back to Canada when its 41C so I can see Tim half naked FrankenAdan - Or you could come to TX... How dangerous is hitchhiking, really? Tossing the Shirt SleepinIn - The shirt throw was nice.. fortune4me - Why did he have to put a different shirt on? SleepinIn - Doesn't he always.. fortune4me - Yes, unfortunately. Should have just stayed shirtless. Shirts are overrated |
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A Spring in JDs Step
fortune4me - Great! Did you see that JD is not wearing the big brace anymore? Inxamy - He isnt? Thats great! fortune4me - I hear he is wearing a little brace under his pants, but nothing big and he seems to be moving better. Inxamy - Poor lil JD couldnt do his famous little jumps. Man that dude can jump high! fortune4me - Amy, that boy can practically fly when he jumps! Inxamy - I know I swear he has springs in his shoes! WOW! fortune4me- Springs in his shoes. Good idea. Save A Horse FrankenAdan - Anyone wanna see JD in a cowboy hat? PhanTim - Adan, is he wearing assless chaps, too, perhaps *crosses fingers* FrankenAdan - Nope, baggy jeans to get up over the brace. Sorry Dreamer - Adan, Wow Thanks!! HOTT!!! SleepinIn - Adan and he's still a slut.. god bless him PhanTim - I'd ride that cowboy! Ember2 - Save a horse. Ride a cowboy! SleepinIn- Yee-haw! Slutty T-Shirt JDIMH - Ooooh! SLUT! Ember2 - Gold letter slut! fortune4me - Ember, that sounds way too hot for me to be able to stand--gold letter slut! SleepinIn - Who knew he had more than one slut shirt..? ? Ember2 - I love the gold lettering. SleepinIn - It's very slutty Ember2 - He's an equal opportunity slut t-shirt wearer. fortune4me - Me likes slutty! SleepinIn - me too Claired - Ooh, I flipped away and returned to you talking about sluts?! What d'I miss! CaseysAngel - OMG, I saw "slut". Is it a vengeful slut? Cris - the sluttier, the better! LOL! SleepinIn Adans last present i32.photobucket.com/album...Dkirk1.jpg CaseysAngel - Sorry, "vengeful sluts" = "My Best Friend's Wedding". I live movies. Turn Up The Heat tona155 - Looks like the hotter the weather, the fewer the clothes is coming true! FrankenAdan - ::: doing a texas dance::: SleepinIn - By the time they get to Australia they will all be naked.. just for you, Tona tona155 - Of course, they're coming here in winter, they'll be bundled up in layers again PhanTim - Tona, are they doing indoor or outdoor shows? If they do indoor see if you can hack the temperature control tona155 - A mix, outdoors in the north where it's warmer, indoors in the south PhanTim - Make sure it gets nice on hot on stage tona155 - Oh, I'm sure there'll be plenty of heat in the audience no matter what the time of year Ember2 - Word Tona. They had to open the doors in DC in Feb because it was just too hot in there. |
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This Train is Moving!
Kari - Garry has now moved to my number 2 spot and JD has fallen to number 3 (FrankenAdan left) Kari - Awww, Adan come back - I'm not trying to steal Garry from the Wenchubines!! lol Deeceegee - Why may I ask? SleepinIn - Kari.. why? What did JD do .. or should I ask what did Garry do? (FrankenAdan joined) deeceegee - Is this a positive for Garry, or a negative for JD Kari? Kari - Because - have you seen pics of him from this tour? OMG!!! HOT! Definitely positive for Garry! Deeceegee - Ok Kari, positive for Garry is Ok with me secretagentgirl67 - Kari, I will tell you again, step away from the Bass player SleepinIn - Garry became my number 2 in Toronto.. the leather pants are very hot. Kari - Garry has a hot ass - I would step away from him if he would stop wearing pants that showed it off!! lol Deeceegee - too hot for him to wear I think, should we suggest he remove said leather pants? secretagentgirl67 - dcg, I like that suggestion, and I think TX will be the perfect place for that secretagentgirl67 - Adan, when you leave, remember to close the train doors, we seem to be getting more riders FrankenAdan - Why do I have to shut the damn door? You're closer! Choufleurrr - SAG don't worry about me, I'm happy to stand at the station and wave as Garry's train goes by. FrankenAdan - ::: (goes to make sure Garry got back on at the station)::: secretagentgirl67 - thanks CF, we Garrem girls greatly appreciate it fortune4me - SAG, I won't make you all spork me. secretagentgirl67 - lol, F4me, as long as there is no touching there is no sporking SleepinIn -It's so nice to peek in the train window though.... Women Do It Better AlmondLooks - For HK, given the incredibly inefficient way they've organized things and added concerts piecemeal in N. America , I wouldn't be at all surprised. if they add more in Asia. Tim has mentioned Japan, but it's not announced yet. Eejay - Lordy, Lordy! As my aunty used to say - they need some efficient women in there! tona155 - Australia is about the only tour where they haven't added locations after the initial annoucement, extra concerts in Sydney and Melbourne but no other locations AlmondLooks - Women like us who can multi-task - 10 am - organize Asian tour. 11am - blow job. 12am - ironing... Eejay - Exactly -- I mean EXACTLY what they need AL LOL |
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Concert List For Cris
fortune4me - Cris, do have a blast for us at your concert! Cris - I probably won't be able to report back until Thursday evening. I'll come back and report. Ember2 - We'll be looking forward to your front row report. And drooling while we are waiting. Cris - Ember, I'm afraid my report will be "and I stared at JD all night!" Dreamer - Cris, What like 1 1/2 days countdown to your Concert!!! Congrats - You are in First Row?? Kira - I wanna hear some Jon details! Ember2 - Throw in a little of Garry's swivels and sways while you're at it. Dreamer - Get as many JD details as possible, lol Cris - I shall try my best to stare at all the BINXS! Not hard to do I am sure! Is It In The Mail? Deeceegee - When will we finally get our fan club DVD? I'm getting very impatient Eejay - Are you stamping your foot dcg? fortune4me - DCG, short answer. Don't hold your breath. PhanTim - dcg, the day after my membership expires. Why Did JD Give Away His Leg Brace? Choufleurrr - Maybe he wasn't giving it away so much as throwing it away fortune4me - He didn't like the spray paint, CF SleepinIn - Yeah, he went back to white after that didn't he? Choufleurrr - So that leg brace is one of a kind. Extra value. Testing to see how pathetic the fans were - "the sacred leg brace! I must have it!" FrankenAdan - I liked the black brace. Maybe it didn't look good n person Choufleurrr - Maybe the spray paint made it slippery with his trous fortune4me - Adan, maybe the spray paint was coming off. FrankenAdan - That would keep people from being able to grab on, right? |
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